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Forum: FAST CHAT 05-18-2004, 11:14 PM
Replies: 8,155
Views: 432,295
Posted By maychorian
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Forum: FAST CHAT 05-18-2004, 10:57 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
If I couldn't believe it, would you tell another...

If I couldn't believe it, would you tell another one?
Forum: FAST CHAT 05-18-2004, 10:55 PM
Replies: 13,880
Views: 472,388
Posted By maychorian
I need a guitar, too also a bobby pin and a...

I need a guitar, too

also a bobby pin

and a textbook I lost today, which didn't belong to me, for I had to borrow it, after I lost my own four months ago. :(

Two more finals and I'm done.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 10:03 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,518
Posted By maychorian
I watch very little TV anymore. But I like: Law...

I watch very little TV anymore.

But I like:

Law & Order CI
CSI (original)
Monk
King of the Hill
America's Funniest Videos
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 09:45 PM
Replies: 4,235
Views: 138,420
Posted By maychorian
Are you kidding? Vampires are afraid of kissing...

Are you kidding? Vampires are afraid of kissing me.

What's the weather like down there?
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 09:42 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped...

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

(From the book "One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes.")
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 09:35 PM
Replies: 1,149
Views: 39,914
Posted By maychorian
Ate in the cafeteria today. two shish...

Ate in the cafeteria today.

two shish kebabs
rice
cooked carrots
salad
muffin
part of a dried-out cake-like thing
glass of cranberry juice
green apple slushy
Forum: LINKS 03-31-2004, 09:26 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 780
Posted By maychorian
This is freaking weird. It's extremely accurate,...

This is freaking weird. It's extremely accurate, at least in regards to my personality and what I've learned about myself. I've never believed in astrology and horoscopes or anything like that, but...
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 09:14 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
Oh! Oh! Is it lime jello?!

Oh! Oh! Is it lime jello?!
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 09:13 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,614
Posted By maychorian
Happy Birthday! I would post something clever,...

Happy Birthday!

I would post something clever, witty, and touchingly sweet, but my brain is a complete blank. Oh well. I still love you.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 08:55 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,322
Posted By maychorian
you realize that you're using your...

you realize that you're using your eighteen-year-old brother's toothbrush, and you don't care.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 08:50 PM
Replies: 4,076
Views: 351,653
Posted By maychorian
I go to a conservative college, and it nobody...

I go to a conservative college, and it nobody gives anyone the finger. However, a friend offered an alternative: stick up your pinky.

"That means: 'I hope you die a virgin,'" he said excitedly....
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 08:42 PM
Replies: 13,880
Views: 472,388
Posted By maychorian
My avatar likes you, Spicy Jack. I'm assuming...

My avatar likes you, Spicy Jack.

I'm assuming that's reference to your flavor. Mmm.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 08:42 PM
Replies: 3,122
Views: 203,666
Posted By maychorian
Do you ever see flying monkeys and little green...

Do you ever see flying monkeys and little green fairies?

I don't understand the question. (Raisins.)
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 05:29 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,699
Posted By maychorian
Chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell. I think I'm...

Chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell. I think I'm addicted.

Frozen peaches

A romance of my own.

A pill that would delete the need for sleep.

A cat.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 05:26 PM
Replies: 277
Views: 21,544
Posted By maychorian
Now, I always think of dinzdale when I hear the...

Now, I always think of dinzdale when I hear the words "twat," "wanker," and "tosser."

::shakes head up and down:: OUT, DEMONS, OUT!
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
Excuse me, have we met?

Excuse me, have we met?
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 05:20 PM
Replies: 3,122
Views: 203,666
Posted By maychorian
Has your cat ever swallowed the moon? Sixty-two...

Has your cat ever swallowed the moon?

Sixty-two feet and two inches.
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-31-2004, 05:14 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
Are you really that sensitive?

Are you really that sensitive?
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-30-2004, 05:09 PM
Replies: 4,235
Views: 138,420
Posted By maychorian
At least fifteen minutes. Did it work?

At least fifteen minutes.

Did it work?
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-30-2004, 05:04 PM
Replies: 1,954
Views: 54,756
Posted By maychorian
Do i have to answer that?

Do i have to answer that?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 03-15-2004, 05:32 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 302,097
Posted By maychorian
strangely happy me something must be very wrong I...

strangely happy me
something must be very wrong
I have six fingers!
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-15-2004, 05:17 PM
Replies: 612
Views: 23,508
Posted By maychorian
Mmmmm . . . dark chocolate . . . :::snarf:::

Mmmmm . . .

dark chocolate . . .

:::snarf:::
Forum: FAST CHAT 03-15-2004, 05:02 PM
Replies: 13,880
Views: 472,388
Posted By maychorian
Overheard at Dunkin' Donuts submitted by Grace ...

Overheard at Dunkin' Donuts
submitted by Grace

The contributor overheard the following conversation between a man and a woman at Dunkin' Donuts:



Man: It might be a roach bite, not a...
Forum: LINKS 03-12-2004, 10:34 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 637
Posted By maychorian
Very bad English

www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com (http://www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com)
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