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Forum: FAST CHAT 08-08-2006, 12:55 AM
Replies: 1,789
Views: 167,153
Posted By Ze Frank
And why do we park in the driveway and drive on...

And why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-08-2006, 12:26 AM
Replies: 3,348
Views: 184,551
Posted By Ze Frank
oh no

oh no
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-08-2006, 12:24 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk...

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-08-2006, 12:22 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting...

Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-08-2006, 12:19 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By Ze Frank
Just a short hop 'cross the river They're serving...

Just a short hop 'cross the river
They're serving fried onions with liver
So, I picked up my date
She was two hours late
How can I ever forgive her
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-07-2006, 08:06 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting...

Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-07-2006, 07:55 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 363,199
Posted By Ze Frank
obmutescent During the French Revolution many of...

obmutescent
During the French Revolution many of the French armies experienced a shortage of food. As a result of this shortage, the soldiers relied on eggs, cheese, and cauliflower as their main...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-06-2006, 10:09 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By Ze Frank
A week ago, walking the dog, I found a mysterious...

A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-06-2006, 04:23 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting...

Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By Ze Frank
Try Slippery Elm for the runs It's highly...

Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
in a litre of mead
So happy will be your sore buns
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-05-2006, 09:04 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 117,920
Posted By Ze Frank
On the beach, with my shovel and pail I struggled...

On the beach, with my shovel and pail
I struggled to relaunch a whale
The Eskimos watched
(whale ritual - botched)
I hope I don't end up in jail
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-05-2006, 09:02 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting...

Dear Valued Oregon Public Broadcasting Member:

As you know, due to federal funding cuts, your generous financial support as a contributor is more important than ever. With your help and...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-04-2006, 10:32 PM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By Ze Frank
I'm sick of repeating myself I'm not some dumb...

I'm sick of repeating myself
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf
So give me some slack
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-04-2006, 10:27 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 363,199
Posted By Ze Frank
coquelicot A fine-mesh strainer made with a...

coquelicot
A fine-mesh strainer made with a tortoise shell lining and mother of pearl handles used for rinsing Lumpfish, Whitefish, and Salmon caviars.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-03-2006, 12:06 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear You Know Who You Are, How could you?! I'm...

Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 08-01-2006, 11:43 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 8,180
Posted By Ze Frank
At the scene of the crime She forgot at the...

At the scene of the crime
She forgot at the time
But the photographs showed she was right.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2006, 09:40 PM
Replies: 4,452
Views: 363,199
Posted By Ze Frank
balanus - A rare disease, sometimes referred to...

balanus - A rare disease, sometimes referred to as Baboon Syndrome, affecting one's rear end. The effected area becomes red and expands like a baloon.
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-31-2006, 01:22 AM
Replies: 4,351
Views: 245,416
Posted By Ze Frank
The dreams of a girl are compelling When most of...

The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
On young virile boys
Playing with cheap plastic toys
What happens next, there's no telling
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 07:12 PM
Replies: 5,705
Views: 301,042
Posted By Ze Frank
Cloying cigar smoke Wiping the tears from my eyes

Cloying cigar smoke
Wiping the tears from my eyes
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 07:08 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,198
Posted By Ze Frank
Penalties for Sex Offenders by Cass Strait All...

Penalties for Sex Offenders by Cass Strait

All My Troubles Are Behind Me by A.B. Hind
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 06:58 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,198
Posted By Ze Frank
Retiring in Florida by E.Z. Livin

Retiring in Florida by E.Z. Livin
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-29-2006, 06:56 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear You Know Who You Are, How could you?! I'm...

Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-28-2006, 12:18 AM
Replies: 546
Views: 42,737
Posted By Ze Frank
Dear Brad, You incredible bastard! What the Fuc*...

Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my...
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-28-2006, 12:17 AM
Replies: 1,391
Views: 103,613
Posted By Ze Frank
Piece Keeper

Piece Keeper
Forum: FICTION PROJECT 07-28-2006, 12:15 AM
Replies: 383
Views: 34,895
Posted By Ze Frank
There once was a young girl called Dot Who...

There once was a young girl called Dot
Who bragged that she couldn't be bought
But we all have a price
Both naughty and nice
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