Warning: this refers to a cat. An email from my former boss:
"Here is a good laugh at the crazy people. This week-end a lady
called irate and full of venom. Apparently she wants to take us to
court for naming a cat Gimpie, it has a bum paw from a car accident that we did not amputate. It's against the cat's civil liberties and she is going
straight to the ADA to get us busted. The poor cat has been demeaned and belittled and she is his advocate. I have not changed the name. I wonder what her husbands name is, just a thought."