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Old 03-11-2010, 11:24 AM   #64
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^The other day I was feeling so proud of myself for finding a pair of squishily awesome moccasins marked way down to $7, and then when I got home, I realized they said "Jessica Simpson" on the inside.

I voluntarily purchased something that was approved by Jessica Simpson.

In my defense, I did think the silver bedazzler bits on the toes were a bit tacky, but I decided I could live with them for $7.

Now I think that maybe Billy Corgan and I have fallen prey to her evil wily voodoo charms, which involve coating a black rooster in glitter gloss and shooing it several times back and forth across the grave of Janis Joplin.
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