Well young lady, a very happy birthday to you!
Thought you'd like to pick out something nice from the statuary supermarket,
, perhaps something in...purple?
, then fly out to Portland where we can have lunch here:
, and we can wind up here for a fish pedicure:
No? Are you sure?
Well, this town is so touchy-feely, I'm sure we can find someplace really great around here...
At any rate, I hope your day is even nicer...