Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and explained to my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room. Naturally, several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesnít show me dancing around a pole, rather, itís supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Scarlett Starr (Susanís mother)