Originally Posted by jasmina
..i have indeed eaten these...
thank you jasmina, for your kind assistance in this matter
however assuming you've had perhaps ten of them in your life that still leaves:
4,000,000("made and sold p.w.") x 52(weeks per year) x 55(years of production) - 10 (scoffed by jasmina) - 5,000,000 (consumed by folk in the ardbeg, auchtermuchty, the trossachs etc all down through the mists of teatimes - inlcudes me)
= 1,143,499,90 biscuits unaccounted for
i'm not buying it