Originally Posted by Zeismyhero
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were raised in the wild. That way, I won't be offended by your lack of bathroom manners and instead can advise you so that you will behave appropriately.
Please do not:
- leave pee or pubic hairs on the toilet seat
- leave waste in the toilet bowl (look after you flush, and if need be, flush again! No one wants to see your poop!)
- toilet paper on the floor
- paper towels on the floor
- feminine hygeine wrappers scattered about
- leave water all over the countertop
We work for a professional corporation! To land a job here, I know you HAVE
to know better! Your bathroom habits are the very reason I seldom eat the food you make for our potluck days...it isn't just that I'm on a perpetual diet. I figure if your house is kept up the same way you keep our bathroom? No thank you!
you must be working where i work
sometimes the shit is on the wall and the door. it's amazing and disgusting at the same time