A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog walk into a bar for a drink. A great-looking female collie comes up to them and says: Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.
So the Doberman says: I love liver and cheese.
The collie replies: Thatís not good enough.
The bulldog says: I hate liver and cheese.
The collie says: Thatís not creative enough.
Finally, the chihuahua yaps: Liver alone Ö cheese mine.