Um, remember when you told us that we're all emotionally retarded for not giving you weirdly long hugs the second time you ever turned up? And then the next time, after giving us an inappropriately detailed analysis of your childhood issues, you harshly criticized the guy that had hugged you but had also said ever-so-kindly that regular folks who don't really know you can't replace a qualified therapist, no matter how much they hug you. And then you talked about real estate for a really long time.
And now this week you brought meticulously formatted handouts about the medical and psychological benefits of hugging and handed them to us all individually.
It's just creepy.