Forget Jessica. She's harmless, and shoes are not the worst thing for bedazzlers to appear on. But that John Mayer's a gi-normous tool. At least your moccasins don't say "John Mayer" on them.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.