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Old 07-22-2005, 05:13 PM   #11
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Ghandi was a great man who walked among the people and always barefoot. Because of this the skin on his feet became very rough and covered in calluses. His strong religious beliefs required him to be a vegetarian. This strict diet combined with all the walking made him a very thin and frail man. He had sworn to a life of poverty. Because of this he did not posses a toothbrush. Combine this with his diet, and he was chronically cursed by bad breath.

I guess you could say he was a "Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
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