Hmmph. So what. I'm giving my liver to homeless kittens with feline distemper for Christmas. That is, if I stop sobbing over the news that talking on my cell phone has given me inoperable brain cancer long enough to get myself to a surgeon.
But it's the KITTENS who are important. Not me.
Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard