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Old 02-27-2004, 12:24 AM   #379
Smartypants
MR. Smartypants to you.
 
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If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
I'm a genuine philanthropist all other kinds are sham.
Each little fault of temper and each social defect
In my erring fellow-creatures, I endeavour to correct.
To all their little weaknesses I open people's eyes;
And little plans to snub the self-sufficient I devise;
I love my fellow creatures I do all the good I can
Yet ev'rybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!
And I can't think why!

--Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (Princess Ida, Act I)
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