As he walked through the desert he realized his life was not so great. Sometimes he had wished he could just get away. Now he had his moment and he was lost in his dehydrating thoughts. Oh, how he wished he could get some water. His mental oasis was transformed into reality, and as he bent down to drink from the water. He had an epiphany. He was losing his mind. The mirages were becoming frequent, and he realized, he could control everything. A dream, of course, he was in a matrix. Now where the hell is that red pill.
Varsity Football Player,
It's hard work, but it's worth it on Friday Nights.
Can't wait till next season. =D