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Old 10-13-2005, 03:19 PM   #213
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After taking two or three golf lessons, a young woman decides to go out one day and play her first round. She tees off on the first hole, hitting the ball about forty yards. She walks up to it, chooses a club, and hits it again. This time it goes about 50 yards, but she keeps trying and eventually gets on the green and in for a 9. Feeling pretty pleased at her first try, she gets on the second tee box, but when she addresses the ball she gets stung by a bee. She walks back to the clubhouse and tells the pro, "I was doing pretty good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole."

The pro considered this for awhile and then replied, "Well, your problem is, your stance is too wide."
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