Loudspeaker Announcement Lady of Ostbahnhof
I know you are a recorded voice
mixed together in fragments by a computer
but you sound lovely and warm to my ears
if I were a man or lesbian I'd want to marry you right away
you sooth me whenever trains are 20 minutes late or fail to go at all
it's simply nice to know you and I know you're beautiful!
- ah well, maybe not so sexy than the real-time Announcement Lady they sometimes have at Ostkreuz, but that's OK.