I feel grateful that I am not white. I feel amused that white people lay out on sand in order to become darker skinned. I feel a sense of justice that this often results in leather-like skin and melanoma in later stages of life.
I feel equally amused when I see white soccer mom's in Escalades paying 150 to fill their tanks. I feel powerful when I catch white women glancing in awe at my crotch in the grocery store.
Overall, I feel pretty damn superior in my blackness.