And I fell for it. I admit it. I ran after the truck, leapt in the back and discovered nothing but the trash, as my shoe thief dissapeared in some other direction. No doubt short the chash it took to get me distracted. I sat in the garbage huging my backpack with the remaining shoe that was suddenly so precious and vowed to... but what was that? Sniffing the rotting air I looked closer and discovered a shiny gold box filled with dozens of turnips! Hidden in the trash and waiting for me, it gleamed despite the fish entrails still scattered over it. "Hallelujah" I cried, muttering a prayer to offler, and snatched the box up in my arms as I pitched myself back out onto the road.
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. -Milton
The advantage of emotions is they lead us astray - Wilde
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves - Parker
I'm a good kisser and you're a fast learner and that kinda thing could float us for a pretty long time - DiFranco
Why wouldst thou be a breeder... - Shakespeare