Danni's Fabulous Pasta Salad
1. Get in car.
2. Drive to SuperSaver.
3. Haggle w/old lady for closest parking spot.
4. Laugh as she gives you the finger while you're parking the car.
5. Walk up to Deli Counter.
6. Order 2 pounds of Dilly Crab Pasta Salad
7. Pay for food.
8. Drive home.
9. Put pasta salad in your prettiest bowl.
10. Serve @ work the next day.
11. Bask in the compliments on how yummy your salad is.
(This is what I got when I asked her for the recipe)