^Really? I had no idea. But hey, man, whatever floats your boat.
Flaming Half-Nelsons are available only in gay bars. It's the same as a frozen banana daquiri (1 1/2 oz light rum, 1 tbsp triple sec, 1 banana, 1 1/2 oz lime juice, 1tsp sugar, blended with ice), but the cherry and little umbrella garnishes are mandatory. The bartender wraps one arm across your chest and behind your neck, and everyone in the bar claps and chants until you finish chugging it and uh, "slap the mat."
I spent all day with 3 screaming 6 year olds, and I could really go for a Sneaky Weasel.