A Sonic Star - 14-year-old whiskey straight up with a chaser of whine.
You pour the whiskey, and after every sip you say something like "Why don't you take me seriously?" or "I'm as smart as you are" and the like.
I've heard of a Boomer Boomer but I've never had one -- what's in it?
My strength is as the strength of eight --
My heart is nearly pure.