A Rabble Rouser is made this way:
In a pitcher, a bottle of red wine, two cans of Red Bull, and 6 oz of vodka. Serve by pouring high-ball glass 2/3 full, and adding a piece of dry ice to simulate tear gas.
Stand by with a nightstick to quell demonstrations.
But that reminds me, how do you make a Purring Cat?
My strength is as the strength of eight --
My heart is nearly pure.