I wish that lotto ticket you bought me 3 weeks ago had won. I just checked it right now. I would have bought you a little house, and the three of you could stop working. Lord knows I don't need the money, but I wish I had more so I could make things better for you.
P.S.- Don't ever buy me another lotto ticket, why do you think I don't buy them myself?
Mein Führer! I can walk!