Please grow up, but please don't do it so fast. You won't get to be 14 again until you're old and senile, and believe me, by then it won't be as much fun.
Scream at me all you want, but no, you may not watch "R" movies unless I've seen them first and approve them. If that's what you're doing at K's house next door, I'd so much rather not know about it. If I "find out," of course you're going to lose privileges. So for crying out loud, don't be stupid and let it slip that you just saw "Love Actually," and then backpedal, especially since you girls forgot to pull the living room drapes. Besides, it's a really lousy movie and you should be sneaking around watching better things like "Amelie" or "Grosse Pointe Blank" instead.
Love from your wise and beauteous mother.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.