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POPPYCOCK
ANYONE CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE IS A TORUS AND THEREFORE MY DONUT ANALOGY IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR
CRACKERS ARE NOT TORI UNLESS YOU USE A VERY SPECIAL CRACKER BAKING DISH AS SEEN ON TV
PLUS CRACKER IS A SLUR IN THESE PARTS WHICH IM SURE YOU KNEW DESPITE NEVER HAVING BEEN HERE AND THEREFORE I AM OFFENDED WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME THE MORAL HIGH GROUND
I HAD NO IDEA PASTRIES WERE SO CONTROVERSIAL UNTIL I STUMBLED INTO THIS RIDICULOUS DISCUSSION WHAT A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS
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