On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
and a wide screen flat plasma tv.