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On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,
12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate
11 mended bones
10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.
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