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Old 12-25-2012, 01:20 PM   #598
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funkytuba is the wheels behind the wheels behind the wheels that get things done. He despises public notice or acclaim, and especially wishes to avoid responsibility for his directions and whims, so he affects a 'harmless geek' persona and works undercover in the mail room at an influential power broker and lobbying firm. From this strategic location funkytuba influences world policy by inserting small modifications into intercepted mail missives to the upper echelons of the world. funkytuba realized long ago that adding a simple "n't to the end of a "do", or even just the addition of quotation marks to select words can have radical effects on policy decisions. Unfortunately for the world...or fortunately, funkytuba likes chaos, and has no egalitarian or "evil plans", but rather just enjoys yanking the public chain around in random directions.
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