My cat is tough. Oh, man, he is so tough. The other day a Doberman was peeing on our tree and he saw our cat and growled and my cat said, "Come over here and say that, shitbreath, and I'll claw yer fvckin' eyes out!"
The dog was on a leash, so he left with his owner, but I think it was because he was scared, personally.
So there you have it. A Dog Story.
There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there."