I got in bed last night at 1am. Take pity on me. I drove a mooch I don't like to another pub for the sake of my sister. I want to go home and sleep some more...considering I only got 4 hours and 45 minutes of sleep last night & have a busy day from 3pm on.
A Very Cuddly, Cozy Me
Thanks for going home. I lost all that weight I put on while you were here. I've also not had to clean up doggie doo in my living room. If you ever bring that dog anywhere near my house again, I will not be held responsible for what happens to it! PS. I've stopped eating pork altogether. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
I know you don't like lettuce. I'm sorry. Just stop it already though.
Dear Yoga Pants...