You have someone. I need you to stop being a tease and flirting with me. It kinda hurts, and moreso just pisses me off...when you do it in front of her face and once she's one. She's a nice girl and doesn't deserve your brand of shit.
You know who...
If you could get my "up," "down," "delete," "g" and "h" keys to start working again without me having to copy and paste certain ones them over and over again, I'd have mercy on you and not go get another keyboard when I get my federal refund back.
I don't like you.