George: Well you know, one doesn't want to blow one's own trumpet.
Blackadder: You might at least have told us you had a trumpet. These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches.
George:Yours?
Blackadder: That's right, ours. All you have to do is paint something heroic to appeal to the simple-minded Tommy. Over to you Baldrick.
Baldrick: How about a noble Tommy, standing with a look of horror and disgust over the body of a murdered nun, what's been done over by a nasty old German.
George: Excellent. I, I can see it now; "The Nun and the Hun".
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