Originally posted by Deviate
how about Ex-slapper? walk into bars, restuarants, the opera and give a good whack on the face to the selected target. offer your services to bitter breakupees, try to schedule the event during the ex's date. once you have established a good client base hire an assistant that will photograph the great moment. spice it up with phrases such as "you told me you're gay!" or "you bastard, what about the baby?"
Oh wow Dev, you've just invented my dream job
toooo much fun