Just got the mail today..lets see........mmmmmm
"Dear Mr Dinzdale,
thank you for your patronage of our Topless Car Wash, however, rolling through the forecourt, strapped to the roof of your vehicle in a Union Jack thong is bringing the Neighbourhood Watch progam to view our enterprise as a nuisance. Please desist or you will hear from our lawyers.
The staff at Bernies Buff-o-Rama"
Oh well, another avenue of fun spoiled...........