1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
5. And, heaving, she walked out the door and was promptly gored by a passing bull. They lived in Spain, you see. It was that time of year.
She should have had him tested for sleep apnea & gotten one of those neat machines like my dad just got.