Originally Posted by Odbe
After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?
Nah, the chipper-shredder is your best bet.
what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?