Please don't nick this and take the credit, anyway i e-mailed it to Ze so he knows its mine.
He is the one, the funny one
Whose advice and lessons make you smile
He is the one, the talented one
Whose web games and gizmos
Keep you playing for hours
He is the one, the tuneful one
Whose band Dowdy Smack get you grooving his way
He is the one, the good looking one
Who us girls just adore
Ze is the one who's number one
As soccer fans say, he shoots, he scores!
