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07-29-2007, 10:36 PM
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request
make a request.
Request: would/could/should someone write a tribute, song, poem, et al... to the lurker(s)?  here, while you wait |
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07-30-2007, 12:30 AM
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Lurkers!
to the tune of Colonel Bogey’s March Lurkers! They leave your threads so clean Lurkers! They’re seldom ever seen Lurkers! They’re quiet shirkers ‘Cause they live in a world painted gray Lurkers! They say they’re just too shy Lurkers! They don’t give reasons why Lurkers! They’re childish shirkers ‘Cause they rarely come outside to play Lurkers! They almost never share Lurkers! They sit and stare and stare Lurkers! They’re common shirkers ‘Cause they mostly have nothing to say.
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07-30-2007, 09:40 PM
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Somebody sing me a song...
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07-31-2007, 02:21 AM
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I've been lurking on a website
All the live-long day I've been lurking on a website Just to pass the time away. Don't you hear the silence growing Late night or early in the morn That way I keep my wife from knowing How much I'm cruising porn. Candi won't you blow Brandi won't you blow Mandi won't you blow that horn Sandi won't you blow Randi won't you blow Andy won't you blow that horn Someone's on his laptop with Brandi Someone's on his laptop I know Someone's on his laptop with Andy Strummin' on the old banjo. Singing D I V O R C E D I V O R C E D I V O R C E Strummin' on the old banjo.
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07-31-2007, 07:01 AM
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Ooookaayyyyy,
Somebody sing me a happy song.  |
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07-31-2007, 07:05 AM
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I have a very special song that I wrote myself and I always sing it to people when they need to be cheered up. This is my happy song for making people happy:
(To the tune of 'happy birthday') The world is fvcked the world is fvcked the world is completely fvcked up and we're all going to die. |
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07-31-2007, 07:10 AM
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*sigh*
Nevermind. Somebody get me a glass of wine. |
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07-31-2007, 10:14 AM
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there's a damn good sangiovese I'd subrogate you a glass of...
lemme see - it even comes in a screw top bottle  carta d'imbarco, tamas estates 2004 - it is fvcking amazing! and cheap, too! (at least i think it was - I don't usually spend more than $10 on a bottle...) |
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07-31-2007, 10:24 AM
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A happy song? No fair! You didn't specify any particular type of song! I still get my points for the song, don't I? DON'T I?
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07-31-2007, 11:27 AM
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07-31-2007, 12:04 PM
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here's a happy song i wrote for my cat right after he was neutered. i now sing it to the puppy, too. it's short but sweet:
*ahem* ode to a neutered pet someone took your nuts one day when you weren't lookin' you didn't guard your nuts so someone came and took 'em *bow* i just realized i may have posted that before, but it's all good
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07-31-2007, 12:39 PM
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08-16-2007, 11:11 AM
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Somebody get me a donut.
Oh, and a cafe con leche. |
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10-25-2007, 06:17 PM
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Somebody make me a pizza?
I'm too tired. |
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07-31-2007, 10:27 AM
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And for extra points, here's ANOTHER happy song!
Whenas in workboots Julia goes, With courduroys and flannel clothes, And studs in lip and ear and nose Her hair an asymmetric cut Her walk an unselfconscious strut -- Oh, how I long to pat her butt!
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