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09-28-2007, 03:32 AM
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98.4% monkey
Join Date: Dec 2005
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World Records No One Wants To Break
from CapnWacky.com
World's biggest disappointment. Most amount of Guiness vomited in a single evening. Most papercuts on tongue. Longest crying jag. Most motor oil in blood stream. Most bran flakes up nose. Weirdest intestine. Most prescriptions. Dances most like a librarian. Most tarantulas in pants. Sitting next to drunkest driver. Glibbest. Least special and/or record-worthy. Most like a tomato. Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich. Most distended hernia. Longest time in a headlock. Lowest blood sugar. Most lutefisk eaten in one sitting. Biggest tapeworm. Most simultaneous skin irritations. Largest single surge vomit, by weight. Largest single surge vomit, by volume. Longest period spent living with mother. Most words spelled. Most criminal negligence charges dodged. Largest throat. Deepest hole in backyard. Most threatening letters sent to the Times. Most dog poop scooped. Most winning lotto tickets lost. Most vertebrae fused. Loudest birth. Most bar fights started over the lyrics of Bob Dylan songs. Most viewings of Ishtar. Most failed attempts at breaking a Guinness World Record. Strongest ties to overbearing Ethnic mother. Longest hair (singular). Worst. This thread was inspired by MB and is dedicated to BP and others like her that need a little funny/ silly/ goofy/ gross in their lives. |
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09-28-2007, 03:34 AM
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98.4% monkey
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Most dislocated bones.
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09-28-2007, 03:36 AM
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98.4% monkey
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Largest body surface area covered in scabs.
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09-28-2007, 05:23 AM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
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Highest density of pimples on skin.
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09-30-2007, 03:12 AM
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98.4% monkey
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Location: bummed out city
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Most profuse sweater.
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09-30-2007, 05:20 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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longest wait for a bulletin.zefrank.com page load
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09-30-2007, 10:35 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
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thanks for this thread, l'az.
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10-29-2007, 07:59 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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cheesiest body
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10-29-2007, 08:00 PM
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half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
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slowest on the uptake
 
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10-29-2007, 08:02 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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most witty comebacks preempted by others
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10-29-2007, 08:05 PM
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half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
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most self-aggrandizing and -congratulatory
biggest douchebag top self-flaggelator most apologies needed within the shortest time period
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10-29-2007, 08:26 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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most skin
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10-29-2007, 09:59 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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least skin
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10-29-2007, 10:01 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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^Doood, that's worse than mine.
 Yeech!longest mole hair |
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11-03-2007, 08:20 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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Loudest swishing noise of thighs rubbing together when walking.
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