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moodycamera · 03-05-2003, 03:48 PM

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate

Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech! Support

Red Princess · 03-05-2003, 03:50 PM

thank you, decided not to upgrade

zenbabe · 03-05-2003, 04:08 PM

Mine is still under warranty

Red Princess · 03-05-2003, 04:11 PM

did you have to pay extra for the warranty?

zenbabe · 03-05-2003, 04:55 PM

Yeah, I had to give up my last name, but it's a lifetime warranty..I still have to read the small print though..

Red Princess · 03-05-2003, 05:51 PM

damn that small print

03-05-2003, 03:48 PM	#1
moodycamera I like to 'shoot' things Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 29	tech support Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech! Support

03-05-2003, 03:50 PM	#2
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	thank you, decided not to upgrade __________________ snarky peep

03-05-2003, 04:08 PM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Mine is still under warranty __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

03-05-2003, 04:11 PM	#4
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	did you have to pay extra for the warranty? __________________ snarky peep

03-05-2003, 04:55 PM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Yeah, I had to give up my last name, but it's a lifetime warranty..I still have to read the small print though.. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

03-05-2003, 05:51 PM	#6
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	damn that small print __________________ snarky peep

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