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Coffee · 11-14-2007, 02:10 PM

Yesterday I had to run to take care of a:

Luncheon Malfunction

Marcus Bales · 11-14-2007, 03:08 PM

Luncheon Malfunction: the boss threw up in our best client's lap.

Today I have to deal with an online distributive frank exchange of views

Coffee · 11-17-2007, 02:58 PM

Lets try this again:

Why in heaven does trouble always get back to me?

Perhaps its a Parabola Paroblem.

Odbe · 11-17-2007, 06:54 PM

Parabola Paroblem: You threw an ice cube into a dish and its parabolic shape caused it to curve round and fly straight back at your face.

It looks like I'm in trouble over an Incisor Issue.

Bman · 11-18-2007, 05:03 AM

Incisor Issue: You don't floss enough and some teeth will go on strike.

Oh my I seem to be quite Existentially challenged

Hyakujo's Fox · 11-18-2007, 09:31 AM

Existentially challenged: Struggling with a lack of absurdity in life.

After that last explanation, I really need to juggle my fruitbasket.

trisherina · 11-18-2007, 01:11 PM

I've juggled my fruitbasket this morning so that I know just how much time I have to waste while pretending to be productive.

But later, when it comes to the crunch, I might have to pull a Dian Fossey.

Coffee · 11-18-2007, 01:34 PM

By pull a Dian Fossey, can I assume you mean that you are going to actively patrol your work site for refrigerator poachers and discourage visitors to your work site?

If so, in that vein, watch out. Someone disgruntled sort might try to Serve a Panga Process on you in retaliation.

11-14-2007, 02:10 PM	#1
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11-18-2007, 01:11 PM	#7
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I've juggled my fruitbasket this morning so that I know just how much time I have to waste while pretending to be productive. But later, when it comes to the crunch, I might have to pull a Dian Fossey. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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11-17-2007, 02:58 PM	#3
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Lets try this again: Why in heaven does trouble always get back to me? Perhaps its a Parabola Paroblem.

11-17-2007, 06:54 PM	#4
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Parabola Paroblem: You threw an ice cube into a dish and its parabolic shape caused it to curve round and fly straight back at your face. It looks like I'm in trouble over an Incisor Issue.

11-18-2007, 05:03 AM	#5
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	Incisor Issue: You don't floss enough and some teeth will go on strike. Oh my I seem to be quite Existentially challenged

11-18-2007, 09:31 AM	#6
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Existentially challenged: Struggling with a lack of absurdity in life. After that last explanation, I really need to juggle my fruitbasket.

11-18-2007, 01:34 PM	#8
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	By pull a Dian Fossey, can I assume you mean that you are going to actively patrol your work site for refrigerator poachers and discourage visitors to your work site? If so, in that vein, watch out. Someone disgruntled sort might try to Serve a Panga Process on you in retaliation.