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Old 05-29-2008, 08:48 AM   #1
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The price of Fuel,Chicken wings, urban crime, and Obama

Write a song that explains the relationship between The price of Fuel,Chicken wings, urban crime, and Obama
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:10 AM   #2
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no you write one yourself - and make it funny
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:23 AM   #3
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Old 05-29-2008, 09:57 AM   #4
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price of fuel high so high
why oh why
we need too much
the chinese wanna live like us
and there's strife in Middle East
since I can think and longer
and oil multis who wanna be rich
that's why that's why
then came bio bio fuel
everybody's wanna be green
but there ain't much green left
to grow food oh no no
or to feed chicken cow and sheep
mono mono culture
that's why that's why
and people who wanna be rich
the people who are forgotten
are pissed so pissed
they can't afford to drive a car
oh no no
and chicken wings ain't cheap no more
so they go and get what they want
and the state money is spent
for wars and
oh oh oh to look after the terrorists
that's why that's why
Obama will be president of the US
can he change the shite
maybe maybe if other's join in
everybody rethinks the mess
done during many a decade
that's how that's how
yes
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:29 PM   #5
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Chicken wings are cheap fuel.
They taste great.
I eat them with a fork.
Makes me forget the time
I stole some pens from work,
to vote for Obama in '08.
Yay.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:48 PM   #6
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The price of Fuel,Chicken wings, urban crime, and Obama

Obama flies on chicken wings
to save the price of fuel
and urban crimes? there's no such things --
that's urban business school.
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:44 AM   #7
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There once was a man called Obama
Who received this koan from his lama:
"If a chicken with wings
ain't robbed of its things
Is the oil price a case of bad karma?"
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:00 AM   #8
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Populist Puzzle

Chicken wings are urban crime –
Who eats the good parts? We get the grime.
Obama ‘cares’ for the price of fuel.
He gets to ride, we’re left to drool.
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:05 PM   #9
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I'm glad you asked for a song, my dear, because you certainly need to learn a new one.

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Old 05-30-2008, 04:13 PM   #10
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:44 PM   #11
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Oooooh, lookit, I found a neat picture of plankton.


This is totally on topic because I have it on good authority that Obama expects Spongebob's endorsement announcement at any moment.
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:08 PM   #12
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the price of fuel, micharel G is a douchebag
chicken wings, michael G is a douchebag
urban crime, michael G is a douchebag
obama, michael G is a douchebag
michael G michael G michael G michael G michael G michael G michael G is a douchebag
fo shizzle bo bizzle
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Old 05-31-2008, 03:18 AM   #13
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anna, you kill me every time
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:20 AM   #14
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anna, you are very creative and I like that in a white woman.

lets me show another way to spit it yo:

Urban Crime soon be livin' in dah whitehouse yo
Chicken wings every day at the white house yo
the price of fuel -- don't matter when livin' in dah whitehouse yo
Obama, not your mama soon dah be livin' in dah white house yo


uh-uh-uh-uh-urban crimes ( repeat 9 times)
ch-ch-ch-ch-chicken wings ( repeat 8 times)
p-p-p-p-price o' fuel (repeat 7 times)
b-b-b-b-Bama ( reapeat 6 times)
f-f-f-f-Fuggit ( Scream once )

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Old 05-30-2008, 04:43 PM   #15
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^aaaarrrgh TUNE CRIME
Now I have to sing the whole thing

on the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
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