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12"razormix · 02-02-2009, 05:09 PM

well... no..
maybe not

zero · 02-02-2009, 05:43 PM

well... no.. maybe not
a figure in black
it points at me
turn around quick,
and run away

12"razormix · 02-02-2009, 05:48 PM

well... no.. maybe not
a figure in black
it points at me
turn around quick,
and run away

it scowls, it jeers
and kicks
watch out! beware
it's out in the sticks

zero · 02-02-2009, 05:59 PM

well... no.. maybe not
a figure in black
it points at me
turn around quick,
and run away

it scowls, it jeers
and kicks
watch out! beware
it's out in the sticks

big black goat with eyes of fire
watching folk is his desire
it's satan! hear his heavy breathing!
i'm out of here! i'm leaving!

12"razormix · 02-02-2009, 06:02 PM

well... no.. maybe not
a figure in black
it points at me
turn around quick,
and run away

it scowls, it jeers
and kicks
watch out! beware
it's out in the sticks

big black goat with eyes of fire
watching folk is his desire
it's satan! hear his heavy breathing!
i'm out of here! i'm leaving!

sweet lord, sweet jesus have mercy
mercy on me! this thing, the goat
it's satan i see!

zero · 02-02-2009, 06:07 PM

well... no.. maybe not
a figure in black
it points at me
turn around quick,
and run away

it scowls, it jeers
and kicks
watch out! beware
it's out in the sticks

big black goat with eyes of fire
watching folk is his desire
it's satan! hear his heavy breathing!
i'm out of here! i'm leaving!

sweet lord, sweet jesus have mercy
mercy on me! this thing, the goat
it's satan i see! is it the end, my friend?
now satan the goat's coming round the bend?

zero · 02-03-2009, 11:22 AM

hark! satan the goat calls from yon tree:
"get yer kit off, come with me!!
men lift up yours cassocks,
ladies throw down yours wimples
rub yours bodies with essential oils
my perfumed herbs will heal yours pimples"

Stephi_B · 02-03-2009, 12:05 PM

how could I resist that entrancing call?
hands which betray me remove shoes, shirt, pants... all!
yon goat laughs out loud
gone are my saints,
gone is my doubt
can it be I am flying?
you, next to me,
happily crying:

zero · 02-03-2009, 03:40 PM

SATAN THE GOAT
♪all his hooves are cloven
SATAN THE GOAT♪
♪his wee house is in hell
SATAN THE GOAT♪
♪o it's hot down there
SATAN THE GOAT♪
like a fan-assisted oven

lukkucairi · 02-03-2009, 10:40 PM

beelzebub went to the pub
to get himself a beer
beelzebub, he ate some grub
that made him feel quite queer
beelzebub fell in a shrub
his clothes were all a-smear
his head beelzebub did rub
his eye squoze out a tear

feel sorry for beelzebub
his dirty clothes he has to scrub

Marcus Bales · 02-04-2009, 02:32 PM

666

A volume of Oxyrhynchus Papyri contains a fragmentary papyrus of Revelation which is the earliest known witness to some sections (late third / early fourth century). … One feature of particular interest is the number that this papyrus assigns to the Beast: 616, rather than the usual 666. (665 is also found.) We knew that this variant existed: Irenaeus cites (and refutes) it. But this is the earliest instance and the lowest number that has so far been found.

From 616, through texts and time,
Its number has increased
And frightened those who worshipped with
A certain sort of priest
But now it's at a number where
The frightening has ceased:
A 6x6x6 is just
The lumber of the beast.

brightpearl · 02-04-2009, 03:23 PM

This thread is hilarious.

M'kay, here I go.

Satan had a little lamb
Its fleece was dark as pitch
And everywhere that Satan went
The lamb was wont to bitch.

It didn't like the weather
It didn't like the sea
It didn't like the film you chose
It didn't like sushi.

But Satan wasn't troubled
by Lammy's constant drone
because the sheep grilled excellent
St. Agnes on the bone.

Stephi_B · 02-04-2009, 05:28 PM

oh devil please show me your toes!
at the crossroads we gonna meet
to roll a smoke and listen the beat
a tramway makes when on it goes.

zero · 02-04-2009, 05:44 PM

a sacrifice! a sacrifice!
SATAN THE GOAT wants a sacrifice
some nice bits of cheese will do
but beware for he HATS danish blue

lukkucairi · 02-04-2009, 08:41 PM

satan had a little lamb
he tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon

(not mine, I must confess - Beatrix Crellin recited it to me when we were both in lower IV)

02-02-2009, 05:09 PM	#1
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	demonic disturbing poetry! well... no.. maybe not

02-03-2009, 11:22 AM	#7
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	hark! satan the goat calls from yon tree: "get yer kit off, come with me!! men lift up yours cassocks, ladies throw down yours wimples rub yours bodies with essential oils my perfumed herbs will heal yours pimples"

02-03-2009, 12:05 PM	#8
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	how could I resist that entrancing call? hands which betray me remove shoes, shirt, pants... all! yon goat laughs out loud gone are my saints, gone is my doubt can it be I am flying? you, next to me, happily crying: Last edited by Stephi_B : 02-03-2009 at 12:10 PM.

02-03-2009, 03:40 PM	#9
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	SATAN THE GOAT ♪all his hooves are cloven SATAN THE GOAT♪ ♪his wee house is in hell SATAN THE GOAT♪ ♪o it's hot down there SATAN THE GOAT♪ like a fan-assisted oven

02-04-2009, 02:32 PM	#11
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	666 A volume of Oxyrhynchus Papyri contains a fragmentary papyrus of Revelation which is the earliest known witness to some sections (late third / early fourth century). … One feature of particular interest is the number that this papyrus assigns to the Beast: 616, rather than the usual 666. (665 is also found.) We knew that this variant existed: Irenaeus cites (and refutes) it. But this is the earliest instance and the lowest number that has so far been found. From 616, through texts and time, Its number has increased And frightened those who worshipped with A certain sort of priest But now it's at a number where The frightening has ceased: A 6x6x6 is just The lumber of the beast. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

02-02-2009, 05:43 PM	#2
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	well... no.. maybe not a figure in black it points at me turn around quick, and run away

02-02-2009, 05:48 PM	#3
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	well... no.. maybe not a figure in black it points at me turn around quick, and run away it scowls, it jeers and kicks watch out! beware it's out in the sticks

02-02-2009, 05:59 PM	#4
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	well... no.. maybe not a figure in black it points at me turn around quick, and run away it scowls, it jeers and kicks watch out! beware it's out in the sticks big black goat with eyes of fire watching folk is his desire it's satan! hear his heavy breathing! i'm out of here! i'm leaving!

02-02-2009, 06:02 PM	#5
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	well... no.. maybe not a figure in black it points at me turn around quick, and run away it scowls, it jeers and kicks watch out! beware it's out in the sticks big black goat with eyes of fire watching folk is his desire it's satan! hear his heavy breathing! i'm out of here! i'm leaving! sweet lord, sweet jesus have mercy mercy on me! this thing, the goat it's satan i see!

02-02-2009, 06:07 PM	#6
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	well... no.. maybe not a figure in black it points at me turn around quick, and run away it scowls, it jeers and kicks watch out! beware it's out in the sticks big black goat with eyes of fire watching folk is his desire it's satan! hear his heavy breathing! i'm out of here! i'm leaving! sweet lord, sweet jesus have mercy mercy on me! this thing, the goat it's satan i see! is it the end, my friend? now satan the goat's coming round the bend?

02-03-2009, 10:40 PM	#10
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	beelzebub went to the pub to get himself a beer beelzebub, he ate some grub that made him feel quite queer beelzebub fell in a shrub his clothes were all a-smear his head beelzebub did rub his eye squoze out a tear feel sorry for beelzebub his dirty clothes he has to scrub

02-04-2009, 03:23 PM	#12
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	This thread is hilarious. M'kay, here I go. Satan had a little lamb Its fleece was dark as pitch And everywhere that Satan went The lamb was wont to bitch. It didn't like the weather It didn't like the sea It didn't like the film you chose It didn't like sushi. But Satan wasn't troubled by Lammy's constant drone because the sheep grilled excellent St. Agnes on the bone.

02-04-2009, 05:28 PM	#13
Stephi_B waaaaaaa :) Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 3,875	oh devil please show me your toes! at the crossroads we gonna meet to roll a smoke and listen the beat a tramway makes when on it goes.

02-04-2009, 05:44 PM	#14
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	a sacrifice! a sacrifice! SATAN THE GOAT wants a sacrifice some nice bits of cheese will do but beware for he HATS danish blue

02-04-2009, 08:41 PM	#15
lukkucairi earth worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: on the planet Posts: 5,844	satan had a little lamb he tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts went up its bum and turned its wool to nylon (not mine, I must confess - Beatrix Crellin recited it to me when we were both in lower IV)

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