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08-09-2010, 01:12 AM
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monkey
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Random Gripes
I invite you to post your random gripes here. Mine...
I am 42 years old, and cripes, I still get zits. How fair is that? I have three under the skin ones on my face. They won't pop out, so I can squish them, they are painful bumps, damn it. Waaahhhh. Ok, know there are worse things that can happen, but bleah. Just post your pissy little gripes here. |
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08-09-2010, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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I have to go to the bathroom, but it's down the hall at least 50 feet away, and I don't think I can make it without an accident. On the other hand, if I just sit here I'm sure to have an accident. How did it happen that I was so absorbed in something online that I didn't notice this situation arising? I'm probably not going to recount what happens next, so just don't ask, ok?
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08-09-2010, 04:17 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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Really sick of the phrase "at the end of the day..."
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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08-10-2010, 01:30 AM
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earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
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I wish my mother in law wasn't visiting tomorrow.
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08-10-2010, 02:36 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Wish I could train my brain to stop worrying, especially since I agree with Baz Luhrmann that it's as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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08-10-2010, 02:49 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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08-12-2010, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Why do people talk about their vacations? What a tedium! And particularly when the vacation was to a casino, and they're recounting just how they lost their money. Shoot me now.
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08-18-2010, 01:08 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Something bit me
Think it was a spider. I was getting into my car, brushed against some bush in my yard and bam. It really, really stung for a bit. The bite mark is a red dot, and I have a red rash around it. It feels like someone kicked me in the leg. Guess I should go to the Dr? Crap.
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08-18-2010, 01:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Why can't people simply remember to agree with me? It's not like I don't tell them regularly that I'm right!
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08-18-2010, 02:27 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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... and those other (dumbasses) DRIVERS WHO DON'T TURN OFF THEIR TURN SIGNALS WHILE ON THE INTERSTATE FOR 200 MILES!@!! and drive in the left hand lane - slowly. GAAAAH!
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08-18-2010, 02:30 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
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 AH!! Sigh! |
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08-18-2010, 02:20 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The left lane is a PASSING LANE you ignorant obstructionist clueless fvcktards. After you have passed the car in the right lane get your own ass into the right lane so the guy/gal driving on your ass can PASS you.
The left lane IS NOT a FAST lane. It was never intended to be a fast lane, and STOP calling it a FAST lane especially given the fact that all of you dumb asses driving in it who are hoping it becomes a FAST lane are clogging it up and ensuring it becomes the SLOW lane. All of you who regularly drive in the left lane banging your hands/heads on your steering wheels in frustration that the dumb asses in front of you won't get out YOUR way so that YOU can pass them...need to have YOUR one remaining braincell lobotomized. If YOU are in the left lane, YOU are obstructing traffic...get the fvck out. DRIVE RIGHT then PASS LEFT then DRIVE RIGHT then PASS LEFT then GET THE FVCK OUT AND DRIVE RIGHT UNTIL YOU HAVE A CLEAR SPACE TO PASS LEFT then You will be driving RIGHT. |
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08-19-2010, 12:38 AM
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monkey
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08-18-2010, 02:22 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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Car TURN SIGNALS!!!!! Why are they too hard to flip up or down and let us (other drivers) know what the hell you (dumbass) are thinking of doing next when changing lanes.
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08-19-2010, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Vegetarians who pointedly stare at me in horror while I eat my carnivorous meal. There ought to be a game law and a bag limit on ALL vegetarians, not just deer.
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