the Big Annoying Coworker Thread - ZEFRANK.COM

Frieda · 07-22-2003, 06:33 AM

oh dear.

as some of you already know, i have a very annoying coworker.
some of the things that he does:

1. throws his fruit peels in MY bin, not his own (he prefers oranges, and we all know that oranges have a very special strong smell that can last all day)

2. when i'm on the phone (computer help desk), he sneaks up behind me and starts communicating with the other side of the room, which is about 5 metres away, so of course, he has to shout. in my ear.

3. he calls his girlfriend about 8 times a day, saying only "hello darling, how are you darling? yes? is everything fine darling? okay, i just called to check darling. bye darling! talk to you later darling!"

4. he always puts the air conditioner at 15c and guess who sits directly under it? right, me.

5. he has about 32 cups of coffee a day (he gets new coffee every 15 minutes. our coffee machine doesn't serve decaf, so guess what it does to him.)

6. he's constantly mumbling weird things to himself.

does anyone else have a very annoying coworker and wants to rant / spill?? tell me!

JesusTitties · 07-22-2003, 07:17 AM

i used to troubleshoot for Epson.

the guy beside me was extremely obese and smelled a little like between rotten bananas and ass..

every time he stood up or sat down i caught a woft of his ass, seriously, no joke it was putrid. I asked a thousand times to get moved but my management team wouldnt give me a move unless a new position was filled.

After a while i got about 10 of those fake pine tree air freshners and hung them all around my desk, like xmas decorations.

And guess who complained the smell was too distracting?

Thats right, captain ass.

And i had to take them all down.

~*WickedAngel*~ · 07-22-2003, 07:51 AM

i work at a night club, so there's tons of annoying things goin on. the one i hate most is when i'm doing door charge and ppl are holding flyers for the club and they ask me what time it closes. or when ppl come in and ask me if it's a gay club....yes, it is a gay club, everyone who's EVER gone to Club Blu knows it's gay. another thing i hate is when underagers (18-20) ask NOT to be stamped with the X. HELLO!! i'm not about to lose my job so some stupid kid can get drunk and make an idiot out of themselves. also (again) when ppl are holding flyers and they ask me who's djing that night. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE DAMN FLYER OF WHICH THE PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT SPENT HOURS AND HOURS MAKING FOR YOU IDIOTS TO READ! SO READ THE DAMN THINGS!! DON'T ASK ME WHO'S SPINNING AND HOW MUCH THE ENTRANCE FEE IS AND WHAT TIME THE CLUB CLOSES! IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW RIGHT THERE!!!!!

some ppl are just stupid.

Frieda · 07-22-2003, 07:54 AM

i love this

azur · 07-22-2003, 08:52 AM

hmm... Create a fake webpage?
noooo.
I'll keep on thinking...

malina · 07-22-2003, 09:28 AM

my coworker honks, burps and hacks incessantly!!! sometimes it's so disgusting i have to put my headset on....

she makes that sound deep in your head when you pull up snot cause you're too lazy to blow your nose - and she does it regularly, with impeccable timing, every 2-3 minutes when it's bad. a couple of days ago, she managed to let out a loud burp in mid-hack! i cannot stand it and i will go insane !!!!!

( ps: she's about 5'2" and very dainty looking - her legs are about as long as my shins......... how does a midget like that produce sounds like that is beyond me )

dickieC · 07-22-2003, 09:35 AM

hehe, glad to hear it's not just blokes who do this...

It does sound disgusting.

zefrank · 07-22-2003, 09:39 AM

she poops and it stinks and she doesn't apologize.
every two seconds she asks me to get her food....
she thinks the office is a god damn playground

she is constantly threatens to leave...then when she finally does, all she wants to do is come back....

ugh

Frieda · 07-22-2003, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zefrank
she poops and it stinks and she doesn't apologize.
every two seconds she asks me to get her food....
she thinks the office is a god damn playground

she is constantly threatens to leave...then when she finally does, all she wants to do is come back....

ugh

annie?

malina · 07-22-2003, 09:42 AM

this ain't about annie, ze.......

malina · 07-22-2003, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
annie?

malina · 07-22-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dickieC
hehe, glad to hear it's not just blokes who do this...

It does sound disgusting.

i'm waiting for her to spit it up on the carpet.. she hasn't done that ( yet )

AND i have to listen to cantonese bingo ( or whatever the fvck THAT is ) all day on her radio station!

Frieda · 07-22-2003, 09:57 AM

is that the same one that has those plush octopuses?

malina · 07-22-2003, 09:59 AM

Frieda · 07-22-2003, 10:02 AM

did you try the big plush shark method yet? and somewhere on this site rune once posted some norwegian radio stations.. maybe you can fight back!

07-22-2003, 06:33 AM	#1
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	the Big Annoying Coworker Thread oh dear. as some of you already know, i have a very annoying coworker. some of the things that he does: 1. throws his fruit peels in MY bin, not his own (he prefers oranges, and we all know that oranges have a very special strong smell that can last all day) 2. when i'm on the phone (computer help desk), he sneaks up behind me and starts communicating with the other side of the room, which is about 5 metres away, so of course, he has to shout. in my ear. 3. he calls his girlfriend about 8 times a day, saying only "hello darling, how are you darling? yes? is everything fine darling? okay, i just called to check darling. bye darling! talk to you later darling!" 4. he always puts the air conditioner at 15c and guess who sits directly under it? right, me. 5. he has about 32 cups of coffee a day (he gets new coffee every 15 minutes. our coffee machine doesn't serve decaf, so guess what it does to him.) 6. he's constantly mumbling weird things to himself. does anyone else have a very annoying coworker and wants to rant / spill?? tell me! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

07-22-2003, 07:51 AM	#3
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	i work at a night club, so there's tons of annoying things goin on. the one i hate most is when i'm doing door charge and ppl are holding flyers for the club and they ask me what time it closes. or when ppl come in and ask me if it's a gay club....yes, it is a gay club, everyone who's EVER gone to Club Blu knows it's gay. another thing i hate is when underagers (18-20) ask NOT to be stamped with the X. HELLO!! i'm not about to lose my job so some stupid kid can get drunk and make an idiot out of themselves. also (again) when ppl are holding flyers and they ask me who's djing that night. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE DAMN FLYER OF WHICH THE PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT SPENT HOURS AND HOURS MAKING FOR YOU IDIOTS TO READ! SO READ THE DAMN THINGS!! DON'T ASK ME WHO'S SPINNING AND HOW MUCH THE ENTRANCE FEE IS AND WHAT TIME THE CLUB CLOSES! IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW RIGHT THERE!!!!! some ppl are just stupid. __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

07-22-2003, 07:54 AM	#4
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i love this __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

07-22-2003, 09:28 AM	#6
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	my coworker honks, burps and hacks incessantly!!! sometimes it's so disgusting i have to put my headset on.... she makes that sound deep in your head when you pull up snot cause you're too lazy to blow your nose - and she does it regularly, with impeccable timing, every 2-3 minutes when it's bad. a couple of days ago, she managed to let out a loud burp in mid-hack! i cannot stand it and i will go insane !!!!! ( ps: she's about 5'2" and very dainty looking - her legs are about as long as my shins......... how does a midget like that produce sounds like that is beyond me ) Last edited by malina : 07-22-2003 at 09:41 AM.

07-22-2003, 09:35 AM	#7
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	hehe, glad to hear it's not just blokes who do this... It does sound disgusting. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

07-22-2003, 07:17 AM	#2
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i used to troubleshoot for Epson. the guy beside me was extremely obese and smelled a little like between rotten bananas and ass.. every time he stood up or sat down i caught a woft of his ass, seriously, no joke it was putrid. I asked a thousand times to get moved but my management team wouldnt give me a move unless a new position was filled. After a while i got about 10 of those fake pine tree air freshners and hung them all around my desk, like xmas decorations. And guess who complained the smell was too distracting? Thats right, captain ass. And i had to take them all down.

07-22-2003, 08:52 AM	#5
azur over the rainbow! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Warsaw, Poland Posts: 620	hmm... Create a fake webpage? noooo. I'll keep on thinking...

07-22-2003, 09:39 AM	#8
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	she poops and it stinks and she doesn't apologize. every two seconds she asks me to get her food.... she thinks the office is a god damn playground she is constantly threatens to leave...then when she finally does, all she wants to do is come back.... ugh

07-22-2003, 09:42 AM	#10
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	this ain't about annie, ze.......

07-22-2003, 09:57 AM	#13
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	is that the same one that has those plush octopuses? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

07-22-2003, 09:59 AM	#14
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	YES!

07-22-2003, 10:02 AM	#15
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	did you try the big plush shark method yet? and somewhere on this site rune once posted some norwegian radio stations.. maybe you can fight back! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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