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08-14-2003, 05:29 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 60
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Fab Limericks
1. When's the last time that you showered?
2. By your aroma I am quite overpowered 3. Like Eau d' Wet Yak 4. It's hygiene you lack 5. Stop fearing the water you coward. Last edited by AddyCat : 08-14-2003 at 05:32 PM. |
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09-12-2003, 01:43 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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sheesh.. I don't read the board for 36 hours and you guys come up with a gem of a limerick without me:
The idea of eternal return Makes me glad that at least I won't burn So I think I'll be bad And drive you all mad Then come back as a cute boston fern nice one! kudos to zenbabe, moel and ambo!!!  |
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09-12-2003, 03:17 AM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss |
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09-14-2003, 04:33 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 21
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I haven't taken a bath in years...
Who takes baths? I don't know anyone who takes baths. I have a bathtub, but only the dog uses it.
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09-15-2003, 08:41 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Francisco
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Baths are lovely, just ask the subject of this limerick (Annie's her name - this one was started by ze)
my kitty can't seem to speak mouth's moving but voice is weak her tail's in the air she flicks it with flair and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week" |
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