i f*cking HATED this movie - ZEFRANK.COM

JesusTitties · 08-29-2003, 08:45 AM

ok i just finished watching Pearl UpYourAss Harbour with Ben Pindick and Josh Hardass

what a self indulgent piece of money making hollywood crap.

But the fact that this worthless movie sucked big donkey balls, wasnt what really pissed me off..

its that i watched it with a bunch of girls, who swore up and down that afleck did the right thing in the end and got with his ex after she boned his best friend.

I mean f*cking HELLO
She thought you were DEAD and your BEST FRIEND went and balled your girl.... who in thier right mind does that.

I swear to christ if my best friend balled my girl, after thinking i was dead i would come back from the dead and kill him myself

And the girls im watching this with are going off on how lovey dovey it is that he looks after thier kid and gets back with her in the end
This movie gave me the shingles.

chuckie egg · 08-29-2003, 08:46 AM

dinzdale · 08-29-2003, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
... if my best friend balled my girl...

stretching it a bit here arnt we JessyJugs ?

..as if.

RuneT · 08-29-2003, 10:05 AM

I recall that the planes were quite cool but thats about it.

Frieda · 08-29-2003, 10:06 AM

yeah the story sucks, but the special effects are great. that´s why i bought it on dvd!

zenbabe · 08-29-2003, 11:30 AM

That movie sucked donkey balls. The premier was on Jeremy's ship (John C. Stennis). He was josh hartnett's bodyguard. I wish I was josh hartnett's bodyguard. I would have hit that!

bealeblues · 08-29-2003, 12:04 PM

i was just bitching about this movie the other day. utter piece of shite, even more so than the dodgers....

Stormyguy · 08-29-2003, 12:07 PM

Utter detritus.

JesusTitties · 08-29-2003, 02:29 PM

if my body is a map of great movies, then Pearl Harbour would be located right in my anus

dinzdale · 08-29-2003, 02:31 PM

You mean your boyfriend would enjoy Pearl Harbour ?????

JesusTitties · 08-29-2003, 02:33 PM

please dont try to insult me, i am only trying to express my feelings in an understanding way.

your attempts to make fun and poke at me only results in hurting my feelings. please dont do that, i am very sensitive.

ambo · 08-29-2003, 02:34 PM

dinz and titties sitting in a tree.....

Frieda · 08-29-2003, 02:40 PM

that was funny!

sorry to laugh.. but it was.. hahaha..

dinzdale · 08-29-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
your attempts to .... poke at me ......

I have no intention of "poking at you".....

besides, I thought that was Floppy's job....

p.s JJugs, you can obviously write, so why dont you join in instead of spouting various opinions just to see who gets pissed off?

JesusTitties · 08-29-2003, 03:16 PM

my intentions have never been, nor are at the present time, to make people mad.

if something is on my mind, i type it out in a thread. What follows after that i cant really help.

if i want to talk about a shit movie, or what makes me fart, i reserve the right to do so. Until zefrank kicks me off, which isnt exactly an unrealistic idea.

08-29-2003, 08:45 AM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	*i fcking HATED this movie** ok i just finished watching Pearl UpYourAss Harbour with Ben Pindick and Josh Hardass what a self indulgent piece of money making hollywood crap. But the fact that this worthless movie sucked big donkey balls, wasnt what really pissed me off.. its that i watched it with a bunch of girls, who swore up and down that afleck did the right thing in the end and got with his ex after she boned his best friend. I mean f*cking HELLO She thought you were DEAD and your BEST FRIEND went and balled your girl.... who in thier right mind does that. I swear to christ if my best friend balled my girl, after thinking i was dead i would come back from the dead and kill him myself And the girls im watching this with are going off on how lovey dovey it is that he looks after thier kid and gets back with her in the end This movie gave me the shingles.

08-29-2003, 08:46 AM	#2
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	LOL

08-29-2003, 10:05 AM	#4
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	I recall that the planes were quite cool but thats about it. __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!! Last edited by RuneT : 08-29-2003 at 10:08 AM.

08-29-2003, 10:06 AM	#5
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	yeah the story sucks, but the special effects are great. that´s why i bought it on dvd! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

08-29-2003, 11:30 AM	#6
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	That movie sucked donkey balls. The premier was on Jeremy's ship (John C. Stennis). He was josh hartnett's bodyguard. I wish I was josh hartnett's bodyguard. I would have hit that! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-29-2003, 12:04 PM	#7
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i was just bitching about this movie the other day. utter piece of shite, even more so than the dodgers.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

08-29-2003, 12:07 PM	#8
Stormyguy Striking Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: A fork in the road.... Posts: 252	Utter detritus. __________________ That's Ren and Stimpy.... They're way exestential!

08-29-2003, 02:29 PM	#9
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	if my body is a map of great movies, then Pearl Harbour would be located right in my anus

08-29-2003, 02:31 PM	#10
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You mean your boyfriend would enjoy Pearl Harbour ?????

08-29-2003, 02:33 PM	#11
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	please dont try to insult me, i am only trying to express my feelings in an understanding way. your attempts to make fun and poke at me only results in hurting my feelings. please dont do that, i am very sensitive.

08-29-2003, 02:34 PM	#12
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	dinz and titties sitting in a tree..... __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

08-29-2003, 02:40 PM	#13
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	that was funny! sorry to laugh.. but it was.. hahaha.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

08-29-2003, 03:16 PM	#15
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	my intentions have never been, nor are at the present time, to make people mad. if something is on my mind, i type it out in a thread. What follows after that i cant really help. if i want to talk about a shit movie, or what makes me fart, i reserve the right to do so. Until zefrank kicks me off, which isnt exactly an unrealistic idea.

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