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Old 08-30-2003, 02:31 AM   #1
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i'm bored.

can somebody make me laugh so hard i piss my pants?
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Computer games don't affect kids negatively; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:48 AM   #2
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hmmmm.....ok.


someone else posted these nice quotes on another thread, thanks whoever you are, i think it was rune....

clicky
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:02 AM   #3
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pretty good, but my shorts are still dry.

I think this one was my favourite:

"Fred and George were looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with each movement..." (337)
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Old 08-30-2003, 11:55 AM   #4
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One atom says to the other..."I think I lost an electron"
The second atom says back to him....."are you sure?"
The first atom replies.."yeah...I am positive.."
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Old 08-30-2003, 12:23 PM   #5
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I've been telling that joke to everybody!
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:17 PM   #6
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Sorry zenbabe,@you sound like alot of the kids i knew i university.

And i was in engineering....
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:18 PM   #7
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hmmmmmmmm
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:32 PM   #8
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this made me chuckle...
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:46 PM   #9
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did you see this one yet?

or this one?
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zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf

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Old 08-30-2003, 01:51 PM   #10
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The gallery of Regrettable Food

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Old 08-30-2003, 01:54 PM   #11
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:00 PM   #12
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You gotta check out the bbq ages man before your eyes link on that regrettable food site....hahahahhaa!
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:13 PM   #13
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:15 PM   #14
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:38 PM   #15
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moel please tell auntie malina.. ( i feel stupid )
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