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xerocs · 12-31-2003, 12:17 PM

Last year I saw this list of things to do on the first day of the year... i.e. make a copy of everything in your wallet, pour drano down the sink so it won't clog... etc. Does anyone know where this list is located or has anyone seen a similar list?

bealeblues · 12-31-2003, 12:19 PM

your list should include changing your location from 'italy' to 'dakotan hell'

dinzdale · 12-31-2003, 12:45 PM

Change underpants
Air genitalia at midnight
Drive at least double all speed limits
Stalk new super model
At all legal hearings answer all prosecutor's questions with the word "Pants"
If you have to give a speech or seminar, to alleviate nervousness imagine yourself naked.
Air genitalia again for good measure.
Give up lard - it is not a food group.
Burn any turtle neck sweaters in your wardrobe - yes, even the gay black one you have (dont deny it).
During all military parades say "Twat" after hearing every command.
Call your mother.
Calm Down.

Hope this helps....

masterofNone · 12-31-2003, 01:08 PM

use the vast array of internet search engines to find rimmer's phone number.
call her every night at 3 AM until she consents to bear your children.
attend a football game painted in the opposing team's colors.
go for that scrotal piercing you've been considering.
write a threatening letter to john ashcroft.

surflugen · 12-31-2003, 01:54 PM

MON, you crack me up

surflugen · 12-31-2003, 02:02 PM

Win the lottery.
Move to CostaRica
Lose weight on Costa Rican diet or pay for the fat to be removed.
(surfing all the time will not rid it. Surfing is an anaerobic exercise)

At the rate Jake is going with the strength he is building, I may need to get into better shape just to keep up with him once he becomes mobile.

rmr · 01-02-2004, 02:26 AM

..........man who fart in church.......sit in own pew!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-31-2003, 12:17 PM	#1
xerocs Lurk Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rapid City, SoDak Posts: 1,341	Help quick Last year I saw this list of things to do on the first day of the year... i.e. make a copy of everything in your wallet, pour drano down the sink so it won't clog... etc. Does anyone know where this list is located or has anyone seen a similar list?

12-31-2003, 12:19 PM	#2
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	your list should include changing your location from 'italy' to 'dakotan hell' __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

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12-31-2003, 12:45 PM	#3
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Change underpants Air genitalia at midnight Drive at least double all speed limits Stalk new super model At all legal hearings answer all prosecutor's questions with the word "Pants" If you have to give a speech or seminar, to alleviate nervousness imagine yourself naked. Air genitalia again for good measure. Give up lard - it is not a food group. Burn any turtle neck sweaters in your wardrobe - yes, even the gay black one you have (dont deny it). During all military parades say "Twat" after hearing every command. Call your mother. Calm Down. Hope this helps....

12-31-2003, 01:08 PM	#4
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	use the vast array of internet search engines to find rimmer's phone number. call her every night at 3 AM until she consents to bear your children. attend a football game painted in the opposing team's colors. go for that scrotal piercing you've been considering. write a threatening letter to john ashcroft.

12-31-2003, 01:54 PM	#5
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	MON, you crack me up

12-31-2003, 02:02 PM	#6
surflugen getting Donuts Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA Posts: 1,091	Win the lottery. Move to CostaRica Lose weight on Costa Rican diet or pay for the fat to be removed. (surfing all the time will not rid it. Surfing is an anaerobic exercise) At the rate Jake is going with the strength he is building, I may need to get into better shape just to keep up with him once he becomes mobile.

01-02-2004, 02:26 AM	#7
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	..........man who fart in church.......sit in own pew!!!!!!!!!!!!